You think you can do it better than me? Then do it! How dare you insult my food, the food from my country! Like yours is so much better just because you’re German! I’m just saying that, just because I’m German, doesn’t mean that I know how to cook German food. I mean, it’s not like you can make tacos, right? Tacos? Of course I can make tacos! Quesadillas, tortillas you name it, I make it. You know what? I’m gonna make you quesadillas de queso con carne. You buy la tortilla, el queso mozzarella, la carne picada, arroz and bring it to me! You’ll see the best damn quesadillas you’ve ever seen. And for your stupid schnitzel, it was undercooked. You don’t serve ternera o becerro even a second before the timer rings.